In an effort to convince my mechanic I am not a Juggalo 

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem) 04/16/2018 at 11:29 • Filed to: Juggalos

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I’ve spread these CDs on the passenger seat.

Why did I pick these CDs? Well they were in my car already.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 11:45

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I have 2 out of the six, not bad.

jimz > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 11:46

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C....D?

Nom De Plume > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 11:46

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The correct response would have been shopping full clown paint onto a photo of his face and taping it to a car he is about to look at. Maybe going on Amazon and ordering him an anonymously ordering a few liters of Fago to him at work.

CalzoneGolem > Nom De Plume 04/16/2018 at 11:48

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I’m not trying to make an enemy here!

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/16/2018 at 11:48

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Gorillaz and Jellyfish?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > jimz 04/16/2018 at 11:50

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Hey, high definition physical media copy with no copy protection and more tactile things like album art. Don’t knock it - it’s like being a pretentious LP audiophile at a fraction of the cost and easier transfer to devices.

Nom De Plume > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 11:51

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Hence the anonymous nature of your response to being called out as a Juggalo.

Chariotoflove > jimz 04/16/2018 at 11:51

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They’re like MP3s, but downloaded to hard copy.

DipodomysDeserti > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 11:51

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WOOP WOOP!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 11:52

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What if you’re a Juggalo that hates ICP?

...wait

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 11:52

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Meat Puppets and they might be giants.

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 11:52

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Needs more Eric Carmen and Celine Dion.

If you’re gonna do this, do it right.

CalzoneGolem > jimz 04/16/2018 at 11:56

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Physical backup for digital music.

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 04/16/2018 at 11:57

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Rat Farm is one of my all-time favorite albums.

CalzoneGolem > Chariotoflove 04/16/2018 at 11:58

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I left my Bach harpsichord stuff at home.

Chariotoflove > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 12:00

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That’s some pretty heavy metal.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2018 at 12:00

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That’s unpossible.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 12:03

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Sez you. Now I have the inclination to build an alternate identity and establish Protestant Juggalism just to prove you wrong. The Reformed Carnival.

Derpwagon > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 12:05

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That’s what a Juggalo WOULD say. We’re on to you.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2018 at 12:05

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Any reformed Juggalo I meet I will now assume to be you in disguise.

CalzoneGolem > Derpwagon 04/16/2018 at 12:08

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MFW

Derpwagon > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 12:10

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lol’d

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 12:17

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We will make use of the AlNiCo creed, establishing a correct basis for non-miraculous acknowledgement of magnets.

CalzoneGolem > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2018 at 12:19

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You’re gonna get yourself strung up for heresy!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 12:23

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Galileo voice: “EPPUR SI MAGNETS!”

Dogsatemypants > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 13:22

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Hashtag juggal04lyfe yo

Dogsatemypants > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/16/2018 at 13:24

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What if you are a self hating juggalo?

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dogsatemypants 04/16/2018 at 13:34

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Wait, that isn’t all of them?

ranwhenparked > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2018 at 19:50

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Why was that necessary? Do you drive a rusted out ‘90s J-body with half primer body panels?

CalzoneGolem > ranwhenparked 04/17/2018 at 08:59

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/my-mechanic-has-decided-to-nickname-me-violent-j-1825153983

No, I drive a Silver Forester.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/forest

But before I drove that I drove this.

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/bullmobile

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem 04/18/2018 at 17:22

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What’s a Juggalo?

And why would a give selection of CDs make a difference of whether someone thinks you’re one?

CalzoneGolem > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/19/2018 at 08:36

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Oh sweet summer child I envy you.

Pleas don’t figure out what it is. It is nothing redeeming.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > CalzoneGolem 04/19/2018 at 12:38

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I watched this:

And now I feel myself changing...